Chem Cake by Paradise Seeds

Fuel on the nose, frosting on the finish: this is what happens when Chemdog gets into the Wedding Cake.

Paradise paired Chemdog, the source of that sharp diesel bite and a euphoric push, with Wedding Cake for creamy sweetness, tight bud structure and indica calm. The result leans 75% indica and sits among the breeder's latest releases, with a THC figure that puts it at the strong end of the Paradise list.

Pungent diesel comes first, over sweet earth, pine and fresh herbs, and on the palate it turns to sweet, creamy citrus. Myrcene, caryophyllene and pinene lead the terpene profile.

The first wave is euphoric and mentally clear, then the body takes over with a long, heavy unwinding that the breeder happily calls couch-friendly. Medical users report it for muscle tension, aches and stress at the end of the day, and for an easier route to sleep.

Indoors it grows to medium height, under 120 cm, with an even structure that responds well to topping or low-stress training; the breeder recommends lollipopping early in bloom and notes it can take stronger feeding late on. Expect dense, resinous colas that flush pink and purple under lights and shimmer with frost outdoors. The breeder gives 55 to 60 days of flowering, 500 to 600 g/m² indoors and 700 to 900 g a plant outside in warm, sunny climates, with moderate mould resistance.

Paradise Seeds, founded by Luc Krol in Amsterdam in 1994, is one of the few seed companies still run by the breeder who started it.

Collector's notice: this pack is sold as a sealed souvenir and novelty item for adults aged 18 and over. Seeds are not to be germinated where doing so is against the law. Strain details are the breeder's published information and reports from growers and users, given for reference only and not as medical advice. You are responsible for knowing and following the law where you live.